Thursday, November 13, 2008

Senator Dodd's Latest Press Release


Senator Christopher Dodd, (D, Connecticut), released the following statement this afternoon from his Washington offices about the current economic crisis and his involvement in the kickback scandal:

"I lied. I colluded with others to create a financial bubble. I did no oversight, although I was Chair of the Senate Banking Committee. I conspired with others in and out of government to force the bubble to collapse on the verge of an election, in a successful attempt to force the election of a no-talent Socialist Chicago crony. We succeeded in fooling the American people. I am now going to pretend to clean up the mess I made. I do not give a good God damn about what any of you think."